Pittala dora

పిట్టల దొర (piTTala dora) is a Telugu phrase, which stands for a hunter-like clown. This guy has none of the characteristics or antecedents of a hunter except the dress he wears and the gun he wields. The dress is full with the cowboy hat. The gun sometimes is a wooden dummy. Even if it were a real gun, it is so elementary that at the most he can "hunt" dead birds with it. piTTala means, 'of birds.' dora means, 'the respected man.' dora is used to describe the British officers of India's colonial past. The phrase piTTala dora is a mockery of the British officers but actually represents the poverty and travails of the subjects of those officers. May be, it actually mocks the then British officers and their tall claims.

Well, the dora also doesn't claim any hunting accolades. Only, he claims much bigger achievements. His language is very funny and the experiences he relates are highly lofty, thereby evoking mirth, laughter and hilarity among the onlookers. After a few minutes of such a "show" he extends either a begging bag or his hat into which the householders drop their alms. The dora moves on to the next household while the giggling children follow.

An example of a typical pittala-dora's claim: "Just as I finished breakfast with the prime minister of Japan I was called by Queen of Great Briton. I told her to call later but she persisted. She was not too OK with Obama's appointment as the President of the US and wanted to discuss the matter with me. I told why not with my deputy, the PM of UK instead.. though he may be much shorter in maturity than I in such international matters. Well.. I heeded to her and reached London for lunch. Called on Bush and Obama and suggested that both of them gave way for Arnold the guvnor of Calif. I left them to discuss the matter and returned home as it is Sankranti here." The content, tempo and intonation are usually much funnier than this. And then he extends the ragged begging bag or his tattered hat.

In Andhra Pradesh, it is common to call people of too small stature claiming too big things as pittala-dora-s. People who show-off too much are also called pittala-dora.

The last I saw a pittala dora was last year when I was in Machilipatnam for Sankranti. In bigger cities we don't see such 'native' Sankranti features. There was a movie in Telugu about the lives of pittala-dora's . Ali (the comedian) played the lead role as a pittala-dora and PL Narayana as his father (also a pittala-dora.) Both did a great job though I am not sure if the film was a great commercial success.

Well.. this year, I could not go to my in-laws house for Sankranti. But, I didn't miss many of the festivities, pittala-dora for one.

No.. I didn't see a pittala-dora on Bangalore streets. I read a news report about one.

Dr. Rajasekhar, the "hero" of some movies in Telugu has created a flutter some days before Chiranjeevi announced his political entry. He uttered something like Chiranjeevi doesn't have political experience. And he was followed by angry fans of the mega-star all the way from somewhere in coastal Andhra Pradesh to his home in Hyderabad. Chiranjeevi himself visited Dr. Rajasekhar's house (while the Dr. and his wife were away at a police station to complain about the attacking mega-fans) and silenced many people observing the fiasco.

When the Dr. said that he will enter politics if people wished, many including me brushed it away. Later, he again said that he will contest against Chiranjeevi if the "party" insisted. (He joined the Congress Party some time after the 'fan-following' incident.) More recently - just days before Sankranti - he said that defeating Chiranjeevi was his sole aim.

The mega-star fans and people like me are just watching the fun.

Not businessman like

After building an enterprise - Satyam Computer Services Limited - as an empire, Ramalinga Raju gave in to something wrong.. and we know what happened. A great man, a silent superstar who created a hundred thousand careers* has had to sleep nearly on the floor, eat rationed food. The man who led countless computer experts had to count the bars.

* On my first day in my first job - as Entry Level Trainee Program (ELTP) associate** - in Satyam more than ten years ago, the then HR chief announced, "we are not giving jobs here.. whoever came here for a job can leave." He stunned the assembled 100+ baccalaureates for a few seconds and told, "whoever came for a career can stay back." By the day the world received the Satyam shock, Satyam strength is close 50000. Together with many supporting staff and people who left the organization after being associated for some time, the number of careers touched by Satyam can cross 1 lakh.

** Satyam doesn't address its employees as 'employees.' They are "associates." One meaning of the very symbol of the company is, "together we grow/succeed." And the present logo also stresses 'association' and 'success.'

Before being businessmen and career-men, we are men.. human beings. Association and commaraderie are part of human nature. The reactions people give in certain situations are very indicative of their nature.

As soon as the crisis news broke out, many Satyam's alliance companies and customers sent notes of concern and support. Contrastingly, a competitor company's super-chief - one of the most respected Indian businessmen associated with one of the most respected Indian IT companies - immediately distanced himself, however. His company immediately announced that they will not receive any Satyamites seeking jobs. In normal days, they have no such laws.

Of course, barring some frightened people most of the Satyamites decided to "stand united" and stay with the company in these trying times. If the business demands, the company may extend a parting handshake (private sector handshakes are not 'golden,' by the way; they are 'pink' if it comes to that) to the same loyalists, but that's a different matter.. in business, all is fair.

But, such a reaction coming from one of the most inspiring Indian IT businessmen is not quite businessman-like. People so much admired this short man of tall stature that one wondered whether Satyam is really a tainted company. Later one wished that this man didn't utter what was attributed to him. But just like many other wishes people made with respect to (pun intended) Raju, this also was not fulfilled. Today he gave a clarification which only smacks of hypocrisy.

No, I don't mean that good or bad, Raju should be supported. A responsible person could have termed his reaction much better than this.. while stressing that law should be strictly imposed on the wrong doer, he could have felt and expressed concern at the sorry turn of events.

Anyway, Satyameva Jayate.

Still a hero

Ramalinga Raju has been a great entrepreneur.

While the truth about the Dec-08 to Jan-09 melodrama is still unfolding, one should not miss the truth about his enterprise, entrepreneurship, pioneering and towering achievements.
At least for a considerable amount of time, he had been a bright star in corporate India's firmament.

Long live the fire with which he kindled a glowing chapter in India's business world in general and Indian IT industry in particular..

One of the few companies and one of the few entrepreneurs that Andhra Pradesh and Telugu people had been very proud of, have got permanently tainted, unfortunately.

The way Mr. Raju allegedly mishandled it all will remain as a huge case study - as sadly in business education as in criminal law.

Somehow, Andhra Pradesh itself seems to be a land of such ill-fated entrepreneurs and enterprises. Dharma Teja's Jayanti Shipping Company of 1960s, NT Rama Rao (the legend of cinema turned politician) of 1980s, and Ramalinga Raju and Satyam of 1990s-2000s are all stories of self-makers-and-destroyers.

They still remain as heroes and legends.